My random 25

1) Some years ago I called up the radio station (traffic phone ranger) telling them that I see a horse (yes, an actual full grown horse!) galloping towards my car along the road to Hartamas (near KLGCC). I kid you not!!!! I was in my cute little Kelisa then. Pretty scary shit! Perhaps the horse thought it was heading for ‘greener pastures’. Instead it headed towards the flyover to Kerinchi Link.

2) I am stubborn. Very stubborn. Apparently since really young…surprise! Surprise! When I was 5, my parents paid the whole year fees for a private kindergarten in Port Dickson. After a week, I refused to go there as I was so bored colouring my days away. I then joined the almost-free Kemas kindergarten and had a blast! J

3) 85% of my clothes are black. Ok, maybe 91.5%. Surprised? And that ONE day I wear a white floral dress, I got my period and stained it. What is the universe telling me, right??? Seriously.

4) I am told repeatedly to just smile, lift my shoulders, look down shyly and shuddup when ppl try to flirt with me. Apparently, I am not so good at flirting back/comebacks. Once a kinda cute guy I was checking out at the club came up to me holding a glass of water and asked if he could flirt with me the next time we meet. To which I replied: “Drink your water lah!” What can I say? Sigh.

5) I learnt many years ago to always wear presentable, nice panties. No more hole-y ones, I say! Why? It was during a team building session with my LP7 team. After doing the whole works – climbing the pole, flying fox, over the wall – I then realised the ‘cool’ feeling was from my fully torn track bottom. Goodbye comfy, hole-y panties! :S

6) My close friends say I am commitment phobic. Perhaps I am. I am working on it, a constant WIP.

7) I am a pervert…...There, I’ve said it.

8) A curious child à Or so I was called by a good friend. Well, curiousity killed the damn cat! I was so curious, I went to watch an orgy once. WATCH, people….WATCH!!! Enuff said. End of the story. lips sealed

9) Once, I told my cute neighbour it was my birthday (it really wasn’t!) and he went back and baked a cake for me immediately. Man, did I feel real bad. People take me too seriously most of the time. Must be my poker face.

10) I reversed my then-new car and hit my ex-neighbour’s car. Twice. It is not my fault. I can’t help it if my car’s ass is too high. Baddd Proton! I guess it’s good I moved out 6 months ago. Blink

11) You know the escalators with signs telling u to not stand too close to the side and stand within the yellow box? Well, they didn’t have that till recently. I remember walking in Sunway Pyramid with my cousin wearing my favourite long Laura Ashley skirt. Stretchable material. It got stuck. Panic all around while I kept holding on to my skirt (kudos to Laura Ashley, it just kept stretching!), some guy pressed on the emergency button to stop the escalator…. After like forever, I managed to tear the bottom of my skirt. There was nothing else I could do. Sniff.

12) I can’t draw to save my life. I realised it when I was 12. I represented my school for a drawing competition (I shall reluctantly state that my godmother was our school principal then), so there I was at Chung Hwa with my new set of crayons. Real proud. Drew one house, one tree and a couple who were too big for their house. I then looked around and saw almost life-like drawings from other participants. I realised then and there. Pictionary, anyone?

13) So I smoke. But I have set the date, May 15, to quit smoking. Till then, so long suckerssss!!!

14) DNR – Do not resusitate. That’s my choice, as I’d rather die than live on life support machines. Am also a registered organ donor.

15) “It is better to regret something you have done, rather than to regret something you have NOT done” --- It’s my fave motto. But it has gotten me into trouble a few times, as well. But hey, it was worth the experience. Err no?

16) I hate durians – HATE. Used to be able to take 1-2 pieces. Stayed with orang asli @ Negeri Sembilan and it was during durian season. :S We had durian rice, durian soup, durian..durian…durian. And the not-so-private toilet was at the base of the waterfall. I did not DO IT for 4 days. (for perverts, IT meant shit)

17) Got seriously sunburnt while holidaying in Bali. It was seriously painful – I was dark red and burning with water bubbles!! My lovely non-supportive friends (you know who you are!!) had a field. I was walking real slowly towards the departure lounge at Ngurah Rai Airport, they walked past me, talking loudly while looking pointedly at me: “Ohmygod. Look at her. So terrible la!”. Hence the ‘virginic layer of skin’ tag from Mursh too. Note to self : Need to find me a new set of nice friends. Hmphh!

18) I always have three sets of different shampoo/conditioner in my bathroom. Need the variety. Can’t be using the same one over and over and over again. Right? blush

19) I had the BEST-ever, almost orgasmic green mango juice and cheese baked mussels in the Philippines. I will never, ever get over it. I plan to go there again..

20) When I turned 18, I realised could finally buy 4D. Bought 2808 and got RM118. Woo hooo! The excitement! Haven’t won much since tho…hmm.

21) I drove into Singapore once without the damn pass for my car. The customs officer told me to drive straight and turn left to buy the pass (like a permit to drive into Singapore). I drove straight INTO Woodlands, Singapore. Did not see the damn office. Drove out 2 days later and got fucked. Wasn’t so funny then.

22) I cry watching commercials. Esp those festive ones from Petronas, TM, etc. I cry watching inspiring people do inspiring stuff. I cry watching Oprah Winfrey. I. Cry. Period.

23) When I was 5 or 6, I swore my uncle was Kenny Rogers! I was 3000% sure and thought Uncle Eric from UK was his undercover name. They so looked alike, ok? I confronted him and even then, I was like 5000% sure. Well, he isn’t. Damn.

24) Got dengue yearss ago. It was hell. Thought I was gonna die…panicked. My eldest sister (very drama) created a big fuss, cried in her office and her boss let her off work before lunch. She went straight home and SLEPT. Sigh. She MAY HAVE visited me later that night. I don’t remember.

25) I try to live life by the rules, but sometimes rules suck! Ugh.

Boy, am I glad I have finally reached No.25. Would still want to appear mysterious. Can’t reveal everything all at once la. Just the tip of the iceberg, I say! :D